March 2nd, 2023

There once was a baby raccoon who loved snuggling his mommy. His name was Racarslin.

As an adolescent, Racarslin suffered from an eye disorder which caused his eyes to turn red.
Racarslin was quite the mischievous teenager, dumpster diving and ransacking campsites.
People developed a fear of Racarslin, and they became violent toward him. Racarslin had to bulk up to defend himself.
So Racarslin decided to leave the campground and make some lifestyle changes. He got a job at a woke social media company named Blister that accepted him even though he identified as a raccoon.
Racarslin is incredibly smart, a quick study, and a tremendously hard worker. His earns the position of CEO at Blister in less than two years.

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