Broad claim 1: A Cybertruck will be capable of towing 1+ new Tesla vehicles. Broad claim 2: Tesla vehicles will be capable of loading/unloading themselves onto trailers autonomously. Broad claim 3: Cargo pickup can be automated by robots. As to will be trailer connectivity. Broad claim 4: Tesla will continue to sell new vehicles (they […]
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Space Travel CodePen
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NKLA No Longer Poop
Respect to NKLA for taking Tesla megafans and showing them a good time. Their meeting helped me see that you have employees which require great morale to be able to do the best job they can. As such, I think it is no longer fitting that you have the poop emoji seen here: In a […]
Nikola Badger Specs
Let’s see how well these screenshots age: If Nikola Motors can achieve these in a production vehicle, I will take off the poop emoji.
Why I Short Sold NKLA
I really don’t like shorting stocks. It is a stupid approach. But the more I considered NKLA, the more I want to short it. There are many reasons outside of the scope of this article to short NKLA. But basically, here is where I have the biggest problem with: Trevor Milton feels he can beat […]
Short NKLA
Shorting stocks is stupid. You shouldn’t do it. I couldn’t help myself.
My Tesla Nickel Deal
I will travel to every bank and ask for all their nickels. Then drive them to you one Model 3 load at a time. Yours truly, Jeff Sturgis P.S. Can I work for you as a developer?